Who said it: Uncle Joe Carson or Barney Fife?

Can you figure out if Uncle Joe Carson or Barney Fife said these lines?

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What if Uncle Joe Carson from Petticoat Junction and Barney Fife from The Andy Griffith Show were on the same series? Your stomach might hurt from laughing at their choice of words. Both characters added a hilarious touch to their shows, with noticeable differences and some similarities.

Did Uncle Joe Carson or Barney Fife say these lines?

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  1. Who said this when he got hit with a door: "You ought to be more careful, you big ox."
  2. Who said this when talking to a friend about an argument: "This was the granddaddy of them all. The big bomb."
  3. Who said this when two people quickly ran past him: "I knew it had something to do with getting something for free to get those two tubs of lard to move that fast."
  4. Who said this: "I'm not a kid. I've been around the block. I'm finished with women for good!"
  5. Who said this when rocking in a chair with friends: "Hold it, I've never seen such sloppy rockers a day in my life."
  6. Who said this when someone got mad at them: "Well, don't take it out on me. I was just trying to make conversation."
  7. Who said this when their guest tried to get two free butter jars: "Hold it, are you a bachelor? Then that'll be a dollar."
  8. Who said this: "It's steak sandwich time. That's right, a dollar and a quarter. What's more is that it's not going to be soup or salad. It's going to be both."
  9. Who said this when examining a check: "How do you know that's his signature? He should've sent some form of identification with it."
  10. Who said this: "Take a tip from a guy that's been around. When two friends, especially a man or woman, are having a fight, just don't get involved."

Who said it: Uncle Joe Carson or Barney Fife?

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